Kelli is hosting Show & Tell today. Click on over to her blog to see who else is Showing and Telling!The second Bible, is my first Bible. It was given to me on December 25 also, but exactly 70 years later!
Kelli is hosting Show & Tell today. Click on over to her blog to see who else is Showing and Telling!Okay, you should answer at least five of the six questions. Next, post to your blog along with an explanation and an opportunity for fellow bloggers to be interviewed. When others comment, asking to play along, you'll create 6 questions for them to answer and so on and so forth. Thanks for playing along, I can't wait to read your answers - this certainly could get interesting! ;-)
All I can say is OUCH! I don't know how Quintin does this, but he can walk the whole way across a room with his toes curled under. This just pains me to watch. :-O
Are his toes double-jointed?
Should I be any bit concerned?
ouch...ouch...ouch...

This was on Ses*ame Stre**et the other night and I couldn't resist posting it. I have always loved his voice (An*d*rea Boc*el*li's is good too - har har har).
Funny story: After watching this episode, I gave the children baths and afterwards I was trimming their toenails. Quintin was counting each one in true "Count" fashion - 1 toe*nail trimmed, 2 toe*nails trimmed, and so on. He had the biggest smile on his face as he continued counting because he knew he was making his mom laugh!
So, do we watch too much Ses*ame Stre**et? Nah...
Do you have a favorite S*esame Stre**et moment?
"In fact, the law requires that nearly everything be cleansed with blood, andForgiveness may be described as a decision to make four promises:
without the shedding of blood there is no forgiveness."
"I will not dwell on this incident."By making and keeping these promises, you can tear down the walls that stand between you and your offender. You promise not to dwell on or brood over the problem or to punish by holding the person at a distance. You clear the way for your relationship to develop unhindered by memories of past wrongs. This is exactly what God does for us, and it is what he calls us to do for others.
"I will not bring up this incident again and use it against you."
"I will not talk to others about this incident."
"I will not let this incident stand between us or hinder our personal relationship."
Taken from The Peacemaker: A Biblical Guide to Resolving Personal Conflict by Ken Sande, Updated Edition (Grand Rapids, Baker Books, 2003) pp. 209. Clicking on this link will take you to the Peacemaker bookstore where you can download the first chapter of this book for free .

I can't believe I was doing it wrong all these years.
MONDAY: For sale: R.D. Jones has one sewing machine for sale. Phone 948-0707 after 7 PM and ask for Mrs. Kelly who lives with him cheap.
TUESDAY Notice: We regret having erred in R.D. Jones' ad yesterday. It should have read "One sewing machine for sale cheap. Phone 948-0707 and ask for Mrs. Kelly, who lives with him after 7 PM."
WEDNESDAY Notice: R.D. Jones has informed us that he has received several annoying telephone calls because of the error we made in the classified ad yesterday. The ad stands correct as follows: "For sale: R.D. Jones has one sewing machine for sale. Cheap. Phone 948-0707 after 7 PM and ask for Mrs. Kelly who loves with him."
THURSDAY Notice: I, R.D. Jones, have no sewing machine for sale. I smashed it. Don't call 948-0707 as I have had the phone disconnected. I have not been carrying on with Mrs.Kelly. Until yesterday she was my housekeeper but she quit!From the Good, Clean Funnies List


I don't know who wrote this or where it originated, but I thought it was sweet and wanted to dedicate it to some real pretty moms - that would be those of you reading, in case you weren't sure!
...and then you remember that they're artificial?

up the classes, in a really old 15 passenger van, and bring them to the Y. I also ran their youth sports programs on the weekends, soccer in the fall and spring and basketball in the winter. When I was hired, they wanted to welcome me by announcing my start on the marquee outside. Unfortunately, the worker in charge of changing it hadn't met me yet and didn't realize I had two names. Although it would have been nice to have two 'me's to do the job!I guess it would have to be blog readers who don't leave comments. Just Kidding! Seriously, it would have to be people who aren't considerate to mothers pushing strollers. We have a farm market that I like to shop at and it is always very full. It drives me nuts when people jump out ahead of me to 'beat the stroller.'
2. What are five things you would do if "money were no object?"
Since she didn't specify it as the "first" five things and you all know that I'd give it away to good causes, I decided to ask my family for suggestions.
1. I'd buy a horse for my mom, because she's always wanted one (so she says). And, if you're going to buy a horse then you might as well hire a jockey and a trainer so you can race it. You didn't think she wanted to ride it, did you?
2. My dad would like a riding mower for their new house. They have more lawn to mow than their previous home a full quarter of an acre. (I hope this helps explain why I am the way I am)
3. I'd purchase a laptop for myself so that I am not confined to blog in my den. I could be doing it during breakfast, lunch and supper, and while they kids play...oh wait, I already do that. But the laptop would allow me to be next to them! It would promote more togetherness. And then I could blog more about the funny things my children say, since I can never remember when it comes to typing it up!
4. I would host The Very Ultimate Blog Party for the blogging friends of Momma Roar's blog. I would host it on a cruise ship and we'd have MercyMe along with many other Christian artists aboard for entertainment. All of our favorite foods would be available, but the only drink will be Pepsi, no coffee! Oh, and it would be Diet Wild Cherry Pepsi! Since I am trying to lose some extra weight, the diet soda would balance out the effects of any high calorie foods we may eat. Come on guys, you know I was a Health teacher!! I wouldn't lead you down a wrong path ;)
5. My last one...well, no expense would be spared to hire the best babysitters so that we SAHMs know our children are in the best care. We wouldn't want our husbands to watch the children...they need to keep working so we have spending money!
3. If you could be an inanimate object, what would you be and why?
I'd want to be a cello. I've always loved its mellow sound - even though when I played, it didn't sound very mellow!
4. OK, fess up, some people have eaten crayons or tasted glue. What's the strangest thing you've ever taste-tested? Where were you and why did you do it?
My brother, sister and I had these pretzel pins as kids. It was a real pretzel that was shellacked and glued to a pin, so you could wear it. I remember breaking the pin off and eating the pretzel. It was stale...I guess I was hungry. I can't remember anything else I would have tried. If you haven't already guessed, I am not the most daring person.
5. And because I LOVE music and Linda (who challenged Susan) used music: If you were standing before all of your friends and family and they asked you to summarize yourself in one to two songs, what would you sing and why?
1. Running over, running over, my
cuplife is full and running over.2. They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!! They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!
So do I have any takers?I think the "why" is self-explanatory!
| Your Linguistic Profile: |
| 60% General American English |
| 15% Dixie |
| 15% Yankee |
| 5% Upper Midwestern |
| 0% Midwestern |
Thanks for letting me use your idea Julieann.

I'd like to introduce you to a little girl from our congregation, Aliyah. Some of you reading, from my church, already know this story, but I wanted to take the opportunity to share it with my family and new friends that don't know about her. Her parents started a carepage for her, updating it often for us to pray for specific requests and to rejoice in all the things the Lord is doing in her life. I have pulled this post together from those entries and Michelle's, Aliyah's mom, writings will be in quotes.
Happy Birthday Aliyah! We are praying for you to heal and be home again soon. We are praying for strength for you Mom and Dad and for the Lord's presence to completely surround them, you and Mariah.
Mariah will be celebrating her 2nd birthday this coming Sunday!
If you'd like to continue to follow Aliyah's progress, go here. You can register and use "aliyahdiffenbach" to visit her carepage. If you visit, please leave them a message!
Yesterday, after having just typed up a thank you to my angels for their thought provoking posts this past week leading up to Easter, I got nominated not once, but twice for a Thinking Blogger Award. Both Candy and Jennifer nominated me for this award. Jennifer isn't making it official until Tuesday, but I was too excited to start and will begin with my first 5 to tag from Candy's nomination.
This story has circulated for some time, and you may have read it before, but I wanted to share this story because I love its beautiful lesson: Next time you feel down because you didn't get what you wanted, just sit tight and be happy because God is thinking of something better to give you ....
"Each spring your blossoms will form the shape of a cross with two long and two short petals. They shall be as pure in color as ivory, but on the outer edge of each petal there will be stains of my blood. The center of your flowers will be a crown of thorns - so that all who see it will remember it was upon a dogwood tree that I was crucified, and this tree shall not be mutilated nor destroyed but cherished and protected as a reminder of my agony and death upon the cross." 
