"So, we had this great 10 year old cat named Jack who just recently died. Jack was a great cat and the kids would carry him around and sit on him and nothing ever bothered him. He used to hang out and nap all day long on this mat in our bathroom.
Well, we have 3 kids and at the time of this story they were 4 years old, 3 years old and 1 year old. The middle one is Eli. Eli really loves chapstick. LOVES it. He kept asking to use my chapstick and then losing it. So finally one day I showed him where in the bathroom I keep my chapstick and how he could use it whenever he wanted to but he needed to put it right back in the drawer when he was done.
Last year on Mother's Day, we were having the typical rush around and try to get ready for Church with everyone crying and carrying on. My two boys are fighting over the toy in the cereal box. I am trying to nurse my little one at the same time I am putting on my make-up. Everything is a mess and everyone has long forgotten that this is a wonderful day to honor me and the amazing job that is motherhood.We finally have the older one and the baby loaded in the car and I am looking for Eli. I have searched everywhere and I finally round the corner to go into the bathroom. And there was Eli. He was applying my chapstick very carefully to Jack's . . . rear end. Eli looked right into my eyes and said "chapped." Now if you have a cat, you know that he is right--their little butts do look pretty chapped. And, frankly, Jack didn’t seem to mind.And the only question to really ask at that point was whether it was the FIRST time Eli had done that to the cat's behind or the hundredth.
And THAT is my favorite Mother's Day moment ever because it reminds us that no matter how hard we try to civilize these glorious little creatures, there will always be that day when you realize they've been using your chapstick on the cat's butt."
I laughed at this story because my oldest two both know where I keep my chapstick! I apologize for not having a more "serious" post for mother's day, but I thought you might appreciate the laughs!
I wish each of you great ladies a wonderful Mother's Day and a chapstick-free day, as well!
22 comments:
All I've got to say is "You better hide the chapstick"!!! :o)
Oh! I love it.
I love this part, "it reminds us that no matter how hard we try to civilize these glorious little creatures, there will always be that day when you realize they've been using your chapstick on the cat's butt." Not that any of my children have done that particular thing, but they have surprised me in many ways!!
Thanks so much for sharing.
Have a Happy Mother's Day,
Trella
Thanks for the good laugh! I needed that this morning!
LOL, that could have soooo happened at my house. Thanks for a great laugh!
that was very cute!
Happy Mother's Day!
LOL! That is too hilarious!
P.S. I loved the pictures from your high school days, very cute!
Thanks for sharing this, I laughed so hard! Hope you have a wonderful and chapstick-free Mother's day too!
That was funny! Thanks for sharing.
That is the funniest story!
I will think twice before using my chapstick when the grands have been around--and we don't have a cat or a dog!
aarrggghhh...yeckkkk bleecchhkkkk...pppttteeewwwwyyyy..eeeww
Too, too funny!
ick....;0)
ROTFL!!!! That's hilarious!!! Thanks for the giggles! Have a wonderful Mother's Day!
Oh my goodness!!! ROFL
Happy Mother's Day!
Great story! Too funny!!
Happy Mother's Day!!!!
LOL!! That was great. Thanks for posting it! Happy Mother's Day to you, too!
Happy Mother's day to you!!
Hugs,
Kelli
Oh that was too funny! I actually needed the laugh so im glad you did not do the "serious" MD post! :-)
Your little ones are precious; I have enjoyed my first visit here via "Pam’s" blog. I hope you have a very blessed mothers Day!
Tiany
http://homeschoolblogger.com/tiany
Happy Mother's Day to you!
Love,
Tracy
:-O (I'm speechless)
Happy Mother's Day, you nut. ;-)
Oh, my goodness! That is the funniest thing I have ever heard. My mind keeps reeling with the ramifications. OH, HILARIOUS!!
Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaaaappy Mother's Day!
My family is still talking about this today. It was even the topic of conversation at our family coffee at my parents. What a good laugh.
I printed it out and gave it to my mom and dad. They loved it!
Too funny!
Happy Mother's Day!
In Christ,
Vanessa
I recieved this via email from a friend. I laughed so hard! It's great being a mama! Thanks for sharing it as I beleive a good laugh on Mother's Day is a great thing! Hope your's is great!
Post a Comment