A man approached an ice cream van and said, "I'd like two scoops of chocolate ice cream, please."The girl behind the counter replied, "I'm very sorry, sir, but our delivery didn't come this morning. We're out of chocolate."
"In that case," the man continued, "I'll have two scoops of chocolate ice cream."
"You don't understand, sir," the girl said. "We have no chocolate."
"Then just give me some chocolate," he insisted.
Getting angrier by the second, the girl asked, "Sir, will you spell 'van,' as in 'vanilla'?"
The man spelled, "V-A-N."
"Now spell 'straw,' as in 'strawberry.'"
"OK. 'S-T-R-A-W.'"
"Now," the girl asked, "spell 'stink,' as in 'chocolate.'"
The man hesitated and then looked confused as he replied,"There is no stink in chocolate."
"That's what I've been trying to tell you!" she screamed.
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23 comments:
LOL! That was cute!
That was great! LOL!! Thanks so much for sharing!! Now I want some Chocolate ice cream :)!!
Have a great day!
Erin
Come on! You know I love chocolate ice cream!!
Leigh Ann I am cracking up!
Hey you are a contest placer in penofjen caption contest...
Of course I have known that you are too funny! I think I will have to send this to the kids!
Jennifer
That's a cute one!
that was cute!!
Funny!!!
By the way, answer to your question....34. :)
You were close.
That's what she gets for being out of chocolate. :)
That was cute!
I forgot - OF COURSE we will visit when I see the sites in your hometown! haha I would be offended if we didn't! I just have to convince hubby to take me on such an adventure - oooh, I would get a girls night on a trip??!!!
YIPPEE!!
BAH hahahahahahahahahahaha.
I nominated you for an award - go see on my blog. :) Rock on!
I would be that man if it was chocolate candy...out of chocolate? Can't hear you!
I have some chocolate ice cream in the freezer--It's even Blue Bell, which any true Texan will tell you is the best! Now I'm going to have to go get some!
lol. Very funny.
Very funny!
I do love chocolate icecream.
I nominated you for an award. Come check it out!!
Hi,
I just came upon your blog in my blog-hopping tonight! I love finding new blogs to read and relate to so I'll be stopping by again and do some reading to catch up on who you are!
Happy blogging!
Rhonda
Sugarcreek,OH
Chocolate, as I keep trying to teach Subvet, cures ALL things. Even selective hearing. Great post. This is my first trip by your place...won't be the last.
LOL! Cute!
OK, that is TOOOO FUNNY!! Thanks for sharing...I needed a good laugh.
:-) Susan
I think I shouldn't have done the blonde highlights because I didn't get it.....which is probaby really funny....
Ok, it it took me a minute to get it (a blonde moment)...but now I'm still laughing as I type. LOL!! That was great.
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